The Oh Crapola Form

Somebody on your street has a yard problem and no idea we exist. Maybe they'd like to know, without it being a conversation. Fill this out and we'll send them a card.

Illustration of a happy dog in sunglasses running through a grass field

The Oh Crapola Form

Somebody on your street has a yard problem and no idea we exist. Maybe they'd like to know, without it being a conversation. Fill this out and we'll send them a card.

Illustration of a happy dog in sunglasses running through a grass field

The Oh Crapola Form

Somebody on your street has a yard problem and no idea we exist. Maybe they'd like to know, without it being a conversation. Fill this out and we'll send them a card.

Illustration of a happy dog in sunglasses running through a grass field

How it works

1

Tell us the address.

That’s the only field that’s actually required.

2

We mail them a card.

No pressure, no salesperson, no follow-up calls.

3

If they sign up,

there’s no referral credit right now — we’d rather be straight with you than promise something we don’t have yet.

We never say who sent us

If you’d rather they know, check the box and we’ll put your name on the card.

Send them a card

Nobody enjoys this conversation. “Hey, your yard.” It’s why the form exists. We’ve been the anonymous middleman on this since 1990.

Nobody enjoys this conversation. “Hey, your yard.” It’s why the form exists. We’ve been the anonymous middleman on this since 1990.

Your yard isn't going to scoop itself

A five minute call to get your information, and we can usually be in your St. Louis or St. Charles yard the same week.

Your yard isn't going to scoop itself

A five minute call to get your information, and we can usually be in your St. Louis or St. Charles yard the same week.

Your yard isn't going to scoop itself

A five minute call to get your information, and we can usually be in your St. Louis or St. Charles yard the same week.